Tuesday, April 30, 2019

People: "Oh, it's only $5? Can you deliver it?"

Me (posting ad online): Thing for sale, $5.

People: Wow, that’s an awesome price! Will you bring it to me? I’m only a half hour away!
(What is wrong with people!! It’s $5 to save me the inconvenience of leaving the house to bring it to Goodwill or arranging a pickup. Just come get it!)