Thursday, May 26, 2016

New fitness fad: zOMG Spider in Modern Dance

I don't know what's worse: almost walking into a dangling spider slowly lowering itself from the ceiling or losing sight of it after twisting into an involuntary backbend. But I think I just discovered a new workout better than P90x.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Woman wins right to basically give herself lap dances at work and I don't know how to process this.

Okay so I just did the math. 47 times a day times for "at least" 15 minutes = 11.75 hours. Minus 8 hours for sleeping, 2 hours to drive to and from work, an hour for lunch, and an hour to get ready in the morning, and she is only able to work 0.25 hours a day. Isn't it just a bonafide disability at this point?

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