Sunday, June 24, 2018

How to get kicked out of an open house real estate showing

Me: "Want to go to an open house just for fun?"

Hubby: "Sure."

Me: "Uh oh, what if the realtor thinks we're serious and starts a sales pitch?"

Hubby: "We'll just go in, start looking around and say things like, "I'll tell you right now, this wall's gotta come out. And the driveway's not big enough for the trailer. Where's Uncle Billy going to live?? Can we dig a well out back? This might be a good room for all your feral cats!"