Sunday, March 26, 2017

Favorite rejection lines from TV

1. "I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure Center of your cerebral cortex has been overstimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship." House, MD


2. "I'm sorry but I can't date because I'm changing into another species." Star Trek

Monday, March 6, 2017

Sausage Party

I saw this in the store the other day and OMG this is a real thing?? It's a movie? I thought friends made this up! I chuckled when invited to a sausage party potluck some years ago. I had to cut a picnic date short and cheerfully told my date (now my husband), "Sorry I have to go, I'm due at a sausage party tonight."

No wonder he looked at me like that. Ha!! It was only our second date. I'm so glad there was a third.