Us (inside Home Goods sitting on the bench we just bought): "We're trying to figure out whether to return this since it won't fit in the car and we aren't sure how to get it home."
Clerk: "Well, the good news is, you could always return it to *any* Home Goods!"
Um... it's probably going to be THIS one, since we can't take it anywhere else!
My sweetie is now on injured reserve with an unspecified lower body injury after an incident involving the car seat but luckily the return was completed before either of us chopped it into little pieces and left it for kindling in the store foyer.
