Brain: Get up. She'll be here any minute.
Body: But it feels so good to lie here on the floor.
Brain: You should probably login too and be productive before she gets here.
Body: But the floor... maybe I could just sneak in a nap.
Brain: Also you were going to clean.
Body: But the floor...
Brain: You should at least text her to tell her you're home.
Body: But I live here now, on the floor. It's glorious. I'm never getting up.
Brain: FINE!! We are NEVER inviting anyone over after work again.
Body: Yay!!
