Insurance company: "Well, we may not be able to cover the hotel stay."
Me: "Why?"
Insurance company: "Well, because your home would only have been uninhabitable if you had no running water."
Me: "But we didn't have running water!"
Insurance company: "But that was because you CHOSE to turn off the water."
Me: "The alternative was to let water pour through my unit into my downstairs neighbor's unit all night until a plumber would arrive?"
Insurance company: "Well, yes."
Me: "But then the damage would have cost more than the hotel!"
Insurance company: "Right... well, we'll see...."
(This is turning into its own sit-com!)
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