Me: "I accidentally ate some 'natural' turkey jerky made with no preservatives and didn't see the warning that said 'MUST REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING & CONSUME WITHIN 3 DAYS' until after it already went down. So, should I just drive myself to the hospital now or pack a bag & be ready for later?
Friend: "It's probably fine but maybe make sure your gas tank isn't on empty and charge your phone just in case!"
(P.S. If this blog suddenly ends with no further posts, you know why!)
