Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Grand accomplishments the day after New Year's

I've been off work a few days and look at all the things I magically accomplished just because I had time!

  • Dealt with 3-month-old zit that was about to become a sentient being
  • Trimmed toenails (y'all, I was going to include a pic from Google Images but YOU try googling "long toenails"... I'm now traumatized and this blog post will remain photo free!)
  • Filled bathroom soap dispenser
  • Made potato leek soup! (I didn't even know what leeks were but somehow their appearance on menus sounds very exotic and fancy and I wanted to be the kind of person who made at least ONE sophisticated meal in my life.)
  • Organized my used envelope collection
So you see, the week is humming along...!