Me: Sweetie, are you having a bad dream?
Me: What happened?
BF: I don't want to tell you because it's kind of unpleasant.
Me: I think I can handle it - was it about exes or a tragedy or something?
BF: No, I don't want to go into it.
Me: Why? Was it about us?
BF: No, I just don't want to talk about it.
Me: Why not? Is everything okay?
BF: [Sigh] Okay, well, it involved a spider...