Saturday, October 17, 2015

25 floors above Time Square and all I want to do is floss

So it's Saturday night and I'm 25 floors above Times Square and all I want to do is floss. This is how you can tell a true introvert! I'm taking a class tomorrow morning and have to get up at fucked o'clock. At least for $400/night the hotel provides free coffee. If I also steal the toiletries, I can recoup maybe another $1.73.

Should it bother me that Google has suggested "[hotel] bedbugs" as the number two keyword when I look up this place? But the feather pillows are so soft and I'm so tired that I don't even care if it's infested. It feels damn nice right about now.

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